weekend

it looked like an axle had been yanked off a semi and placed in the middle of the intersection, that morning i saw my brain. the narrator damns me every time i speak to him about the events. hes still wearing the helmet when the ambulance arrives. another subject walks in with fresh scars on his face. i wanted you to believe this story.
there was never any time that passed between and it made her bite the sofa while i fucked her ass.
yawning now, the cars ahead scurry to the shoulder.
at this moment any more will cure diabetes and burn the iron cloth, they shout but only because i ruined her wedding. pioik. weekend! Weekend!

Beard PMS (Planned Maintenance System):

Before Boz left Alpharetta/Roswell he asked me to blog out my facial and beard maintenance. I recommend that this be performed daily in the dry seasons and weekly to bi-weekly in the wet seasons.
1. Wash no hairy parts of face with a microbeaded facial wash.
2. Wash beard or hairy parts of face with regular soaps, (I prefer body wash with lufa).
3. Dry Beard thoroughly.
4. Apply lotions to the beard. Rub into skin beneath beard and notice how the facial hair becomes awesome.
*** I have heard of people using conditioner instead of lotion but I don't recommend this because it will make your penis shrink. Cheer!!!