seeing as i have no inclination towards maintaining a readily accessible stream of conscious thought (comma) blatant disregard for decency. for seven years the underwriters for national public radio, or npr as you call it, have seen to it that the words slippery and fecund are only allowed to be spoken on air in conjunction with statements involving randolph scott, johnny winters, and/or the ubiquitous john d. and kathryn t. macarthur foundation. what does this mean you may ask yourselves, why would you toss such a political hot potato upon our already heaping plates of corn mash, smelling salts, wellsly brand ham nuggets (wellsly brand ham nuggets does not endorse nor authorize wellsly brand ham nuggets for human consumption; ham nuggets to be used only as directed; apply to skin to remove vericose veins, gangrene, healthy skin; remember if you've got to eat, eat ham, wellsly ham) wallabies and space lab?
Statement 4 reads:
Do not answer the question.
next week, sports
The Daily Diuretic
ReplyDeleteSports, sports, SpORtS! I love a good sports. Setting my Tivo now!
ReplyDeleteI knew that was Q after the first sentence.
ReplyDeleteI had to look up 5 words after reading this. Fecund, ubiquitous, vericose (varicose), and political. Wait that's 4, but the point being that i didn't know these words before reading this. I am excited to see you blogging, and fyi, you have inspired me to blog.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to those sports next week...
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