Two things were happening 3 years ago in my life simultaneously. The first was this never ending game of revenge played by me and my co workers onboard the USS Nimitz. We were all employed to maintain and operated Catapult 3 and 4 on board this ship and we took a certain pride in slapping each other in the nuts repeatedly. To say the least, we got really creative at injuring the other person's testicles and the more creative the funnier. The second thing that was occuring was a relationship I was having with a local civilian girl from San Diego at the time. The readers are fully aware of my reputation as a sexual person, and I think it important to mention that this girl was an extremely sexual person also. Calling her a Nympho would be an understatement. She demanded sex all the time, was eager to commit "dirty" or "trashy" sexual acts, and was always eager to try new things. She really outdid herself. She also demanded that I give it to her harder, and as I tried doing it harder I noticed there was a range of nut pain from my nuts slapping into her butt. I would do it hard but it would eventually hurt my balls and I couldn't go harder, even though she demanded me to do it harder still. It really messed with me because I wanted to satisfy her urge to be "smashed" hard, but i couldn't ignore the pain in my nuts. After returning from a 6 month deployment and an unrelenting 6 month game of slap your co-workers's balls, I was finally able to bang my girl hard. So hard, in fact, that she had to beg me not to do it "that hard" and would remove herself from my path of "smashing". So to put it blatantly, the completely heterosexual nut slapping game I participate in, with other guys, desensitized my testicles and allowed for me to satisfy my girlfriends desire for rough sex. To this day I am facinated by this reality and have done research on the Kung Fu form the Iron Groin Technique (which is claimed by many to produce incredible sexual performance results) and I now believe that it does.
Thoughts?
I'm glad you were able to do it harder. Was that the girlfriend I met that one time when you stepped on all those girls' purses?
ReplyDeleteIf there was a bio pic made of your entire life, I would imagine the sequence that showed your time in the Navy would just be a quick montage of all the different "creative" ways to slapping someone's testicles.
ReplyDeleteYou mentioned your girlfriend removing herself from the path of your smashing.
ReplyDeleteDid you continue to smash air?
This is what I imagined.