I like to get close to people very quickly. Philosophically, emotionally, body functionally.
In my last relationship it took me a few weeks to get "there."
In my current relationship, it happened on the first night.
Y'all may know, I can fart at will by sucking air into my ass and blowing it out.
Well, many females can also queef like this.
The act of farting and queefing with your new sexual partner is hilarious and a good way to build rapport.
It sounds like two alien retards trying to have a conversation, and two humans cracking up at it.
Do other people read this?
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I'm not into fecalfelia or anything...
Well, for those of us that do know you, we know that this exchange of gas is actually quite a romantic moment for you. I'm happy for you.
ReplyDeletewell put weldy-anus. Yeah boz i am so jealous of that experience... Too funny! I'm glad to know that you and you air-sucking bunghole are getting around
ReplyDeleteyou and your unique ways of 'building rapport'! so natural and easy for you!
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