In no particular order...
These are five loaded words that when said with the timeless ease of an old rocking chair, a flow as smooth as Astroglide, and a rasp as cold as you know what, you may for a moment transcend to a different time and place and be one with our dear friend, Colin.
1. Hiawassee - Family is very important to Colin, as is the great outdoors. Hiawassee is home to Colin's maternal grandfather, a specimen of a senior, and the best woodcraftsman east of the Mississippi. Speak "Hiawassee" and you may feel your soul be one with the winds, steadfastly traveling towards the ancient and peaceful Southern Appalachians.
2. anything that rhymes with "Aron" - Your brow becomes heavy, and your heart aches, for the lost love "Faron." Utter this syllable and you will feel a young mans pained soul, cringing under the song of the siren.
3. Uncomfortable - Spoken oh so comfortably... Soothe the apprehensions of the weary female ear or a homophobic taxi driver by letting them know you are not trying to make them uncomfortable.
4. Nah, son - You are done with it, but there is no need to raise your voice or cause a scene. Just preface your declaration with Nah and there shan't be confusion. ex. "nah, you don't want that."
5. Bo-Beda - Synonymous with "Eureka!" This exclamation accompanies a light bulb above the head. Proudly shout "Bo-Beda!" and you will understand that "A-ha" moment felt by a Navarre when he finally attains the key to a woman's pussy.
good pick up on "uncomfortable". I immediately flashed back to all the incidents in my head where Colin mentioned to me that he was "uncomfortable" with the particular situation we were in.
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